wanting to kiss boys is a dilemma bc to me they’re only nice in theory like every boy ive ever liked/dated turned out 2 be a douchebag not to mention my standards for boys accidentally skyrocketed ever since captain america the first avenger lol
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
karkat uses his anger to cover up how much he really cares about people.
kankri uses his social justice bullshit to cover up how much he doesn’t care.
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better
I thought I was the only one